An Original

Sir Reginald Green had an everyman dream that himself will be seen as the original and not the reflection. By each day's end he had run the line through the unlimited bucket list:

• Balancing on top of a ceramic plate

• Teach a parrot theory of relativity

• Eat the deadly poisonous Mujambi berries

Sir Green's hijinks became so popular that everyone had started doing exactly the same.