Behind the Knobs

Finally. Humanity agreed on one thing. God is a DJ. On the details we're doing much worse. What kind of music does our omnipresent synth-daddy play? What kind he likes? They also seem to be desperately overbooked and without an agent to call. The official-looking events turned out to be covers and guests, but the main guy never comes. Come to think of it all the good sets I've put together myself. Perhaps we should rethink again and go from a DJ to a con man.